Because it's fun to see that our readership is permanently stuck in the mid-teens.
The New TGWNA Poll, because we pretend to give a shit what anyone else thinks
Inspired by the brilliance of a recent ESPN poll, we're going to start asking incisive questions to our readers! Vote as many times as you want, because there are only five of you! I'm feigning excitement by overusing exclamation points! Stupendous!
Well, we know Diesel's flush out of shit to do. What you be doin'?
Dear Readers: Please tell us what you believe in (you can check more than one box)
Simile Time! Dusty Baker is to a young pitcher's arm as ...
Who was the worst person(s) in baseball, annum 2007?
Of the following activities, which one is so diabolical or unfathomable that, were he faced with a binary decision between it or running the ball, Andy Reid would choose running the ball?