You have suffered the lamest Phillies injury since Ricky Ledee went on the DL with hemorrhoids a few years back. From the Inquirer gamer last night:
Michael Bourn, playing center field because all-star Aaron Rowand was injured while playing tag with neighborhood children on Thursday, lashed a career-high four hits and the sizzling Pat Burrell launched a two-run homer to key an 11-hit attack.
What neighborhood does he live in where a major leaguer can run around playing tag with kids without getting mugged? I bet he lives in Jersey.