Anyway, I hope all of you watched the All-Star Game, for a couple of important reasons:
1) It verified anything I've ever said about how totally fucking stupid Tim McCarver is;
2) It verified anything I've ever said about how totally fucking stupid Tony LaRussa is.
The writing, I believe, was on the wall with LaRussa's bench selections for this game. In addition to the loyal army of
But the absolute clincher was putting Hudson and Rowand up in the ninth, with Albert Fucking Pujols — his fucking guy! — sitting there on the bench wondering exactly how the fuck he's arrived at the point in his stunning career where he's being sat for two guys who can't carry his jock.
Hudson, then Rowand!
I don't even know where else to go with this. I don't know that a worse job of managing an All-Star game is possible.
Go kill another pitcher, LaBortion, before everyone realizes what a total moron you are and you never get a job in baseball again.